Showing posts with label funny text messages. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny text messages. Show all posts

Friday, April 30, 2010

Next generation child will sing

Next generation child will sing,..

Twinkal twinkal litle star,
i just went to ROYAL BAR,
whisky rates are up so high,
so drink beer with chiken fry....

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Secret Of Happy Life

Secret of happy life…..
Get a girl who cooks well
Get a girl who loves you
Get a girl look good
Make sure the 3 girls don’t meet each other!!

Remarkable Ability

Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.
(He was caught cheating on a test).