Funny Birthday SMS Messages

Birthdays are for fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.

Funny Birthday SMS Messages

I know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u’l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS”

Funny Birthday SMS Messages

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Adult SMS

rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in
river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva
therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock

Funny Adult Text SMS

Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?

Adult Text SMS

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Adult SMS

Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.

Adult Text Messages

The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the
louder the scream,louder the scream the better the
fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck

Adult Text Messages

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

Adult SMS

Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, dont feel shy.

Adult SMS

Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

Funny SMS

Ladke wale:ladki walo se
Ladki ka kya naam hai?
LADKI WALE:Humari pyari,apki pyari,subki pyari,RAMPYARI
LADKI WALE:Ladke ka kya naam hai?
LADKE WALE:Humara gu,apka gu,subka gu,JAGGU!!

Funny SMS & Jokes

Har sal Aata Hai,Har sal Jata Hai,
is Sal Aapko wo sab Mile
Jo Aapka
.+""+.+""+.
+ DiL +
"+. .+"
"+"
Chahta Ha
Happy Birthdya to You!

Funny SMS & Jokes

Tamilnadu me Garmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole

Tamilnadu me Grmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole

JaB Bhi koi Ldki Dekhu mera DIL DIWANA Bole
Ole Ole Ole..ole ole ole

double meaning sms

What is “big” in Ladies, “small” in girls and “not” there in babies??? ? ? ? ? The Letter “L” what u thinking..?? dirty mind

double meaning sms

Girl : what do u like in me?
Boyfriend : Those 2 big white balls having a large black dot in center of it…
Girl : What ? ? ?
Bfrnd: yes darling your eyes.

double meaning sms

LADY: SARHI me 1 bhi sorakh dikha to sarhi wapis kr dungi.
DUKANDAR: Madam, ap “SORAKH” dikhao to sahi,
Sarhi apko free me de dunga.

Next generation child will sing

Next generation child will sing,..

Twinkal twinkal litle star,
i just went to ROYAL BAR,
whisky rates are up so high,
so drink beer with chiken fry....

When is dad gonna marry the maid?

A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy a girl sitting at the top of the roof kissing.

Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married.

Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?

Where is this place?

A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.

Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:

"My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."

The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."