Funny Birthday SMS Messages

Birthdays are for fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.

Funny Birthday SMS Messages

I know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u’l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS”

Funny Birthday SMS Messages

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Adult SMS

LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

Adult SMS

rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in
river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva
therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock

Funny Adult Text SMS

Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?

Adult SMS

Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.

Adult Text Messages

The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the
louder the scream,louder the scream the better the
fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck

Adult Text Messages

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

Adult SMS

Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, dont feel shy.

Adult SMS

Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

Funny SMS

Ladke wale:ladki walo se
Ladki ka kya naam hai?
LADKI WALE:Humari pyari,apki pyari,subki pyari,RAMPYARI
LADKI WALE:Ladke ka kya naam hai?
LADKE WALE:Humara gu,apka gu,subka gu,JAGGU!!

Funny SMS & Jokes

Har sal Aata Hai,Har sal Jata Hai,
is Sal Aapko wo sab Mile
Jo Aapka
.+""+.+""+.
+ DiL +
"+. .+"
"+"
Chahta Ha
Happy Birthdya to You!

Funny SMS & Jokes

1.Bathroom Songs in case of lose motions:
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk

2.In Case Of Kabz:
Na Tu Ayeigi na hi Chain Ayega

3.In Case of Gas Trouble:
Hawa Hawa aye Hawa khushbu Luta De

4.After Coming out of bathroom:
Juda ho ke bhi tu mujh me kahi baqi hai

Funny SMS & Jokes

Tamilnadu me Garmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole

Tamilnadu me Grmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole

JaB Bhi koi Ldki Dekhu mera DIL DIWANA Bole
Ole Ole Ole..ole ole ole

Funny SMS & Jokes

I've a special Lunch for u,
A glass of Care,
A plate of Love,
A spoon of Peace,
A fork of Trust,
And a Bowl of Prayers,
Enjoyed This Lunch?

double meaning sms

What is “big” in Ladies, “small” in girls and “not” there in babies??? ? ? ? ? The Letter “L” what u thinking..?? dirty mind

double meaning sms

Girl : what do u like in me?
Boyfriend : Those 2 big white balls having a large black dot in center of it…
Girl : What ? ? ?
Bfrnd: yes darling your eyes.

double meaning sms

LADY: SARHI me 1 bhi sorakh dikha to sarhi wapis kr dungi.
DUKANDAR: Madam, ap “SORAKH” dikhao to sahi,
Sarhi apko free me de dunga.

Next generation child will sing

Next generation child will sing,..

Twinkal twinkal litle star,
i just went to ROYAL BAR,
whisky rates are up so high,
so drink beer with chiken fry....