double meaning sms

Girl : what do u like in me?
Boyfriend : Those 2 big white balls having a large black dot in center of it…
Girl : What ? ? ?
Bfrnd: yes darling your eyes.

Next generation child will sing

Next generation child will sing,..

Twinkal twinkal litle star,
i just went to ROYAL BAR,
whisky rates are up so high,
so drink beer with chiken fry....

When is dad gonna marry the maid?

A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy a girl sitting at the top of the roof kissing.

Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married.

Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?

Where is this place?

A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.

Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:

"My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."

The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."