Showing posts with label funny jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

A Random Joke

Modern definitions for today's office!

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. And lastly.................

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Murgi SMS

A murghi falls in love with kawwa.
Murgha found out
.
Murgha:Mujh me kia kami hai.Mae tum se mohbt karta hun.Mujh se ziada pyar tum se koi bhi nai kar sakta koi b nai.
.
Aisa kia hai os kawway me jo mujh me nai.
.
Murghi:I respect ur emotions but He is in Airforce:-o

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Adult SMS

LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

Adult SMS

rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in
river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva
therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock

Funny Adult Text SMS

Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?

Adult Text SMS

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Adult SMS

Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.

Adult Text Messages

The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the
louder the scream,louder the scream the better the
fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck

Adult Text Messages

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

Adult SMS

Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, dont feel shy.

Adult SMS

Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

Monday, May 3, 2010

Funny SMS & Jokes

Har sal Aata Hai,Har sal Jata Hai,
is Sal Aapko wo sab Mile
Jo Aapka
.+""+.+""+.
+ DiL +
"+. .+"
"+"
Chahta Ha
Happy Birthdya to You!

Funny SMS & Jokes

1.Bathroom Songs in case of lose motions:
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk

2.In Case Of Kabz:
Na Tu Ayeigi na hi Chain Ayega

3.In Case of Gas Trouble:
Hawa Hawa aye Hawa khushbu Luta De

4.After Coming out of bathroom:
Juda ho ke bhi tu mujh me kahi baqi hai

Funny SMS & Jokes

Tamilnadu me Garmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole

Tamilnadu me Grmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole

JaB Bhi koi Ldki Dekhu mera DIL DIWANA Bole
Ole Ole Ole..ole ole ole

Funny SMS & Jokes

I've a special Lunch for u,
A glass of Care,
A plate of Love,
A spoon of Peace,
A fork of Trust,
And a Bowl of Prayers,
Enjoyed This Lunch?

Friday, April 30, 2010

double meaning sms

What is “big” in Ladies, “small” in girls and “not” there in babies??? ? ? ? ? The Letter “L” what u thinking..?? dirty mind

double meaning sms

Girl : what do u like in me?
Boyfriend : Those 2 big white balls having a large black dot in center of it…
Girl : What ? ? ?
Bfrnd: yes darling your eyes.