Showing posts with label Funny English SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny English SMS. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

A Random Joke

Modern definitions for today's office!

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. And lastly.................

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Adult SMS

LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

Funny Adult Text SMS

Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?

Adult Text SMS

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Adult Text Messages

The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the
louder the scream,louder the scream the better the
fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck

Adult Text Messages

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

Adult SMS

Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, dont feel shy.

Adult SMS

Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

Monday, May 3, 2010

Funny SMS

Ladke wale:ladki walo se
Ladki ka kya naam hai?
LADKI WALE:Humari pyari,apki pyari,subki pyari,RAMPYARI
LADKI WALE:Ladke ka kya naam hai?
LADKE WALE:Humara gu,apka gu,subka gu,JAGGU!!

Funny SMS & Jokes

Har sal Aata Hai,Har sal Jata Hai,
is Sal Aapko wo sab Mile
Jo Aapka
.+""+.+""+.
+ DiL +
"+. .+"
"+"
Chahta Ha
Happy Birthdya to You!

Funny SMS & Jokes

1.Bathroom Songs in case of lose motions:
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk

2.In Case Of Kabz:
Na Tu Ayeigi na hi Chain Ayega

3.In Case of Gas Trouble:
Hawa Hawa aye Hawa khushbu Luta De

4.After Coming out of bathroom:
Juda ho ke bhi tu mujh me kahi baqi hai

Friday, April 23, 2010

Funny Baisakhi SMS

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Happy Baisakhi

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Happy Baisakhi

Punjabi Baisakhi SMS

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
Tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
Ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.
Baisakhi da din hai khushiyan manaan vaaste.
Baisakhi diyan vadhiyan.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Why should only i suffer!

When i open my eyes every morning
i pray to God that
everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

Naughty thought for the day

“It is really hard to wait for the right person in life. Especially when…
The wrong ones are damn attractive!!

Secret Of Happy Life

Secret of happy life…..
Get a girl who cooks well
Get a girl who loves you
Get a girl look good
Make sure the 3 girls don’t meet each other!!