Always start your day with a lot of S E X

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you'll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

Adult Text SMS

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Adult SMS

Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.

Adult Text Messages

The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the
louder the scream,louder the scream the better the
fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck

Adult Text Messages

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

Adult SMS

Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, dont feel shy.

Adult SMS

Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

Funny SMS

Ladke wale:ladki walo se
Ladki ka kya naam hai?
LADKI WALE:Humari pyari,apki pyari,subki pyari,RAMPYARI
LADKI WALE:Ladke ka kya naam hai?
LADKE WALE:Humara gu,apka gu,subka gu,JAGGU!!

Funny SMS & Jokes

Har sal Aata Hai,Har sal Jata Hai,
is Sal Aapko wo sab Mile
Jo Aapka
.+""+.+""+.
+ DiL +
"+. .+"
"+"
Chahta Ha
Happy Birthdya to You!

Funny SMS & Jokes

Tamilnadu me Garmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole

Tamilnadu me Grmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole

JaB Bhi koi Ldki Dekhu mera DIL DIWANA Bole
Ole Ole Ole..ole ole ole

Funny SMS & Jokes

I've a special Lunch for u,
A glass of Care,
A plate of Love,
A spoon of Peace,
A fork of Trust,
And a Bowl of Prayers,
Enjoyed This Lunch?

double meaning sms

What is “big” in Ladies, “small” in girls and “not” there in babies??? ? ? ? ? The Letter “L” what u thinking..?? dirty mind

double meaning sms

Girl : what do u like in me?
Boyfriend : Those 2 big white balls having a large black dot in center of it…
Girl : What ? ? ?
Bfrnd: yes darling your eyes.

double meaning sms

LADY: SARHI me 1 bhi sorakh dikha to sarhi wapis kr dungi.
DUKANDAR: Madam, ap “SORAKH” dikhao to sahi,
Sarhi apko free me de dunga.

Next generation child will sing

Next generation child will sing,..

Twinkal twinkal litle star,
i just went to ROYAL BAR,
whisky rates are up so high,
so drink beer with chiken fry....

When is dad gonna marry the maid?

A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy a girl sitting at the top of the roof kissing.

Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married.

Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?

Where is this place?

A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.

Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:

"My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."

The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."

Similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Secret Of Happy Life

Secret of happy life…..
Get a girl who cooks well
Get a girl who loves you
Get a girl look good
Make sure the 3 girls don’t meet each other!!

Worlds shortest jokes

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.


2) Girl Friend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.